Jokes for Kids

Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?

Because she was stuffed!

What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?

A dino-snore!

Why did the math book look sad?

Because it had too many problems!

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear!

Why did the student eat his homework?

Because his teacher told him it was a piece of cake!

Why don't bicycles stand up by themselves?

Because they're two-tired!

Why don't skeletons fight each other?

They don't have the guts!

What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer!

What did one wall say to the other wall?

I'll meet you at the corner!

Why do bees have sticky hair?

Because they use honeycombs!